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Hockey Dads

October 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Let’s take a step out of the classroom for a moment.

I strongly believe in the value of extracurricular activities in a student’s life–hockey, track, cross-country, band, NHS, and student council all played a huge role in mine. I also believe a parent can make or ruin the experience for young children.

Enter Over-Bearing Hockey Dad:

I was playing the role of chauffer for my little brother as he had a hockey tournament in Kalamazoo and both my parents were busy. As a result, I watched a great deal of hockey; games before he played as he was getting dressed as well as games after as I was waiting for him to get out of the locker room.

Before his first game, two squirt teams were playing in a younger division. (Squirts are 9-10 years old, while Midgets, my brother’s division, are 15-18.) There was one parent in this game who made me ill. Over-Bearing Hockey Dad sat just above the glass in order for his child to hear him, and as his son played goalie, followed him from end to end as the periods changed. The entire time he yelled, and criticized his son’s play. His advice was good, and he obviously knew the fundamentals of the position, but his timing and delivery were both terrible.

This child is either 9 or 10 years old. At this point, he should be having fun and developing his skills as a young player. With the amount of yelling and swearing his father did during the game, there is a good chance, neither of these goals were reached.

There is a time and place to tell a child how he is playing. When his team is winning 7-0 in the 3rd period, I have a hard time believing that yelling at him to stay out of the crease and challenge the puck is very helpful. Calmly tell him one or two specific points after the game, don’t barrage him with continuous advice throughout the game.

I learned later that weekend that Over-Bearing Hockey Dad has been a problem for the entire team. I overheard a team mom and wife of one of the coaches say the man has been a problem at practices as well as games and has been asked to leave on more than one occasion. On an even gloomier note, it was said that the young goalie has never been seen smiling in or around the rink. I can attest that after they won the championship game (Again they played right before my brother’s team.) the child was not even smiling as he left the ice holding a championship trophy.

Youth sports are a great thing for the growth and development of children. Please don’t ruin them by taking all of the fun out…

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New Beginnings

September 25, 2009 · Leave a Comment

After a stressful summer and several unsuccessful interviews, I have joined the ranks of the substitute teacher. It is not glamorous, and it is not what I have planned, but I am gaining an immense respect for for the people who have and continue to do this long term.

Anyhow, in an effort to save money (Michigan schools could face cuts in the neighborhood of $218 per student…) many schools have stopped calling their own subs and have employed businesses resembling temp agencies to hire substitutes. By doing this, the substitutes are technically not employees of Michigan schools and the schools do not have to chip in for retirement funds. There are schools that still hire and pay for their own subs, and for me, those schools are as good as gold.

Aside from the money savings, using agencies to call subs for the schools is incredibly impersonal. Imagine this scenario: While lying in bed early one morning, your phone rings. You answer only to be greeted by a mechanical voice telling you this is an automated call. It then tells you there is a position open for Mrs. English Teacher today at Hometown High School. If you want to take the job, press 1e and enter your PIN to confirm your identity; if not, press 2 and end the call. It’s a wonderful way to wake up in the morning. It’s even better when you take a job and get a call an hour later from an actual school telling you there was a mistake and they don’t need a sub. Woken up twice before 7:30 and not even getting to work…

It’s clearly not a perfect system, but it is one that is keeping me somewhat employed…

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1000 Yard Stare

April 28, 2009 · 2 Comments

As I near the end of my year of student teaching, I find myself hustling to get projects and papers back before I leave. I have one more set of journals, and those will take about 2 hours of work total. I’ll have them finished tonight.

I’ve realized this year, that as I procrastinate and then go on grading binges, I enter a haze from hundreds of pages of student essays. (63 in-class essays averaging 4 pages each.) Now I’m not saying what I do is even comparable to the soldiers that suffer from this type of horror, but sometimes reading those last seven papers is the hardest thing to do.

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Nearing the End

April 15, 2009 · 1 Comment

As May creeps closer, the internship experience is drawing to a close. I’m winding down in my teaching responsibilities and my focus is moving toward finding a job, working on my portfolio and resume, and finishing up requirements for my classes.

I still have a great deal of work to do, and will be busy in the next couple weeks even though I am teaching less and my mentors are taking back the classes.

As the economic climate in Michigan is not kind to new teachers, does  anyone know school districts that are looking for a young, eager English teacher?

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How much is this worth?

March 27, 2009 · 1 Comment

A list of questions any student can use to irk their teacher:

What page are we on?

How many points is this worth?

Are we turning this in?

Are our papers graded yet? (When asked the day after due. If it’s been three weeks, this is probably reasonable.)

Did we do anything yesterday? (No, we waited for you to come back to class.)

Am I going to miss anything tomorrow?

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Oh standardized testing…

March 11, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Thanks to the wonderful state of Michigan and NCLB, standardized testing is a vital part of high schoolers’ education. Every Junior in Michigan has three days of standardized testing on March 1oth through 12th with make-up dates from the 24th to the 26th.

As these are used to evaluate the students as well as the quality of the schools, administrators push for teachers to prepare their students. In my school, for example, the Junior English classes (all of them) spent one day a week on ACT/MME preparation in addition to an entire week of ACT/MME work. Of course, their are limits to when teachers can explicitly teach the material; teachers must stop the instruction 10 school days before the test.

Part of me hates this whole mess. I had to take weeks out of my normal instruction time in order to teach how to read and answer multiple choice tests–not a skill highly prized in most English classes I’ve seen.

On the other hand, though, it was a good excuse to require in-class essays and teach how to use a counter-argument. Students complained and writhed during the instruction. After the test, they told me those were the most useful practices we did.

One more day of it…

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A Song: Students of High School

February 9, 2009 · 1 Comment

In my ongoing battle with teaching romantic poetry, I came across Percy “Lusty Drowning Victim” Shelley. “Ozymandias” is quick and dirty. “A Song: Men of England,” however, is a little more annoying. Students born in upper-middle-class America in the nineties tend not to relate to the oppressed working class of nineteenth century England.

Eleventh grade middle-class students do, however, like to complain. It’s true. I’ve heard it.

Being ever-sympathetic with my students’ woes, I gave them an outlet. After reading “Men of England,” students got their chance to emulate Shelley’s work. They were to:

Pick a group or community to which they belong and with which they have a complaint, then write their own song.

  • 3 stanzas, aabb quatrains
  • use an animal to emphasize point of complaint
  • contemporary language

After I showed them my version, “A Song: Interns from MSU,” they came up with some pretty good, inventive poetry.

Interns from MSU, why, day to day
Do you work for no pay,
While MSU gives another hoop to jump
As if you’re an uneducated chump.

While Lou Anna makes six
Figures every year, I’m rubbing sticks
To create some heat.
Student loans barely allow me to eat.

Worked like dogs, we look a mess,
Unlike our canine friends, we’re loved less
Than a used paper sack,
But every Friday, we keep going back.

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Tableaux telling The Rime of the Ancient Mariner

February 3, 2009 · 1 Comment

Romantic poetry tends to get a little dull. I know it, you know it, and the students will tell a teacher any chance possible. In an effort to make “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner” more palatable, I applied a little bit of theater to the ballad.

Tableaux vivants are wonderful for summarizing scenes. I had used them with my freshmen, and learned about them in college course. Mostly, they were used to analyze the tone of dramatic pieces and completely silent.

I switched things up a little, and it went pretty well. Here are the steps I took:

1) Explain tableaux to the students. It helps if you have students in dance or theater, they frequently will have seen this.

2) Divide the class into small groups. I used ten groups of three.

3) Assign a selection to each group to summarize and compose two tableaux, each with a narrated quote. This allows you to jigsaw the reading.

4) Have groups present their summary and tableaux in order of selection. This allows the class to get the entire story while only reading part. They can analyze tone and important parts through how their peers perform their tableaux.

The class went very well, and the students got a good grasp on the poem. (I only did the first half of it in this lesson.) It is important to snuff any misconceptions as they appear, or students will be quite confused by the end of the play.

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My ideal classroom

January 22, 2009 · 2 Comments

MSU’s teacher prep program sometimes assigns some pretty wonky work. I liked this one, so I’ll share my thoughts.

The assignment was to describe our ideal classroom. The layout, the atmosphere, the students, our role… everything. The idea is that the more we get together closer we are to our ideal, the happier we’ll be. So, go on, read, and think of your educational utopia.

Standing just outside my door, I watch as students bustle to and from lockers and hurry to get to their next class. Twenty-five bright-eyed students file past me, each greeted with a word or two and a smile. As the warning bell rings, one student lingers to ask a question about an upcoming paper. I note that the class will be reviewing the expectations today, and the child walks to his seat.

As I enter the classroom, most of the students are in their seats writing, while one student—who was absent yesterday—checks her folder for assignments, and then comes to me for further instruction. As we quietly review the missed work, the remaining students continue writing about a prompt (What evidence of harassment do you see in our community? Our nation? Our world?) displayed on the SmartBoard. The student soon returns to her seat as I quietly take attendance—everyone is present.

After several minutes, I call the class, still silently writing, to attention, asking for volunteers to share what they had written. Eager hands shoot up, and upon hearing their names, students share with the class the connections made with personal life, recent events, and our current literature.

With the brief warm-up over, I move the class into a little bit of housekeeping. Questions posed throughout the day—ranging from content to requirements and expectations on assignments—are brought in front of the class; they answer most of them without my help.

I give one quick direction, and the students start sliding their desks out of rows—both quickly and quietly—and into a large circle. The students on the edges of the room simply face the center and slide toward the outside, while the students in the middle fill in the gaps. In less than thirty seconds everyone is facing one another and ready for conversation.

Walls filled with student work, over-stuffed bookshelves topped with verdurous plants, the glowing SmartBoard, and I all look in on the circle of students. I click the slide ahead, and the display reveals five prompts to aid the students in their discussion of Elie Wiesel’s Night. Ranging from simple comprehension, to personal responsibility for actions, the questions touch on a wide variety of subjects. The conversation does the same.

As students speak, they start with recall of the story. As the talk continues, events from Wiesel’s account bring up strong beliefs; the students respond accordingly. As the class speaks with one another, candidly, civilly, and politely, I am silent. Sitting outside of their circle, I merely listen, letting the students form their own ideas and opinions on the text. After all, as the poster in the back of my room reads, “The object of teaching a child is to enable the child to get along without the teacher.” It is their class; I am merely a facilitator and a manager. I guide the students to the learning, but their ideas and beliefs are the tools used to build knowledge.

Night and many of the other texts the class reads in English Nine practically teach themselves. They are moving, sometimes shocking, and relevant. They open thought and discussion to the world the students inhabit—not just a fantasy world found in the pages of a dusty hardcover. The texts bring to light ideas of responsibility, morality, injustice, and equality. The students perceive this, and take the learning into their own hands. This is the true beauty of teaching English.

As the conversation begins to dwindle, I interrupt the discussion. I instruct the students to shift back into their rows—always amazed at how seamlessly they transition—and bring up the next lesson on the screen.

As I start introducing the next element of literature (setting, this time) the students pull out sheets and begin filling in relevant information. As with characterization and plot, the definition is covered, and then I move into examples. The class gives me several from the stories we have read, and I ask them what setting can add to a text.

The elements of literature, as well as vocabulary and grammar must be taught. The trick is to show the students the importance and the relevance. Throughout the year, as the students begin to see how these facets relate to both the texts we read and their world, I begin to propose other items as texts. Billboards, commercials, memos, speeches—how do the elements of literature apply to them, and what happens when we change one? How does that affect the meaning of the text?

I groom my students to be tolerant, morally upstanding, curious, and responsible. They are growing up in a world full of intolerance, war, advertising, and technology. It is my job, as an English educator, to use texts and conversations as a tool to guide these students to make their own decisions, and to form their own well-informed beliefs.

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The Power of Google Mk. II

January 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment

My last post was about how Google can aid and destroy web anonymity. I noted that Google is both a blessing and a curse. I continue to stand by my statement.

My freshmen are finishing up a non-fiction unit in which they read a self-selected book, keep a log, and give a presentation (complete with visual) as a culminating assignment. Sweet.

Now, my freshmen know the dangers of plagiarism, and they know to properly cite their sources. However, I never really explained plagiarism in spoken word.

After the presentations I collect note cards from my students. I am particularly interested in the cards of the students who read paragraphs off of them. Nearly all of them are clearly student work. One set, however, was incredibly well written (with very complex sentences) and typed.

I Googled the first sentence.

It was the second website.

Every card was an exact copy of a paragraph on the site. Sweet. Now I have to talk to the student, talk with the parents, and all that jazz. Plagiarism is not taken lightly.

So. Google offers a plethora of information, and can be a very useful resource – if used correctly.

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